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boringoldraphael:

If you’re in a cafe and a cute girl asks you to watch her computer while she goes to the bathroom, when she gets back, say, “Hey, just so you know, while you were gone a burglar tried to steal your computer, but I stopped him!” Then she’ll say, “Oh yeah?” and you say, “Yeah. I did a really good…

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    Definitely sounds like me.
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    Boring Old Raphael: How
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    You’ve been there,
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    straight-up live this life dawg!...little sweaty too homie!
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